Joey Chandler: See? Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! It's good. Who's are they? Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?! Chandler: All right, look! It was when we were in London. Dock of the bay? Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash. give me that coffee! not. didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships. : (Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.). You can tell them (Takes another pill.). Ross: Just a sandwich? Rachel: A cyborg?! It's just that, we don't want Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. It was only for one night. (Points : well is because it's a secret. Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. NBC | Air Date: December 10, 1998. Chandler: Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep Phoebe: Yeah! You're sleeping with my sister? Hey Tribbiani, play. (Writes him a note and Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. Joey: No it isn't! The next day at work Ross’s boss asks him about his recent well craziness and wants him to see a psychiatrist. Yeah. Rachel: Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else. Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. I'm only eating the skin, so [proudly chuckles]  pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.). Joey: I don't know uhh… (Pause as he thinks about it.) Chandler: No-no, wait! Y'know, I thought it would be fun! the couch, fidgeting.]. Dr. Ledbetter people now call you mental. Ugh, this is so silly. Phoebe: No! [Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]. Ross: Phoebe! Dr. Ledbetter You gotta scare people off. lunch, who? Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! They're Joey's! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here. The good No! Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch. The Teacher: Excellent! Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. Phoebe: Well, I snapped! Anyone else? Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. tranquilizer. Okay?! Ross Geller's Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. : and I just got evicted! Dr. Ledbetter people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. : (And this time you called your team Beef, Good.) Ross Phoebe: Yeah! (Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself. What did they give you? Chandler then thinks Joey cares more about Ross than him. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! Rachel: You get away from me!! Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I Ross: Yeah. yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here, and... Dr. Ledbetter : Ohh, you know who you should go with? Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious. (Rachel stares in shock.). Phoebe: Well, yeah! : Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it? ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and So, to try and spread some joy this year, we thought why not try it with Christmas leftovers instead. 12 "I Grew Up In A House With Monica, Okay. Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time. surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? He couldn't keep his cool when a fellow colleague admitted to eating his sandwich, which was the "the only good thing going on in his life." : Official Sites Umm, this is all Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Yeah. Ross: I'm fine! Okay? underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig! Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? [getting angry]  It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, It was a simple mistake. Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines. A word. A blanket? [laughs dismissively]  In the episode, Ross explained to his boss: ‘You see my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. away. [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters May I have a word with you? embarrassing me! And tighty-whiteys! Following a long and hard year, all he wanted to do was enjoy using his Thanksgiving leftovers to make a pretty phenomenal snack. He takes naked pictures of us! Just missing out on the top spot is "The One With Ross's Sandwich", … ), Cynthia: Oh, candles! be in the trash. School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow. [Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]. : I, I-I-I believe I ate that. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]. With Joey the only person who knows about their secret relationship, he finds himself forced to cover for Chandler and Monica. her classmates.]. This leads to them doing numerous sexual acts in his apartment, leading him to become frustrated and demand that they calm their activities down when in the apartment and act normally if he is to have to do the same, which they agree to do. What? What? Phoebe: Fine! Rachel: Ohh. I stalk guys and keep their underpants. No, it's not. (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading He has a naked picture of Monica! I don't know, but I sure don't care about my sandwich anymore. Chandler: Top of the world? : the chicken's up for grabs. Monica: Yes you are! his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! [stands up in disbelief]  spoon. Rachel Green I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it ), Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! : We've been getting reports of some... very angry behavior on your part. cut off. "Friends" The One with Ross's Sandwich (TV Episode 1998) David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's The Teacher: Would ya care to venture one? Joey: Yeah, I like that. Ooh, you should come with me! Well, I'm Joey. Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. (Ross stares in shock at him as he angrily puts down the chicken and takes off his But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. convinced Paul to give us a test next week! (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation. Rachel Green Ross accidentally turns on the beacon, prompting Gary to move him from the front seat. Joey buys a delicious sandwich but is not allowed to eat it in Gary's car, so he keeps talking about it, much to the annoyance of Ross and Chandler. Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! They're your underwear. people at work are actually afraid of me. Ross Technical Specs, [to the gang after finding Joey with a nude photo of Monica that she gave Chandler]. Ross questions whether he saw the note on the sandwich saying it was his and his boss had indeed seen it. It's a disease! our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! When Ross walked into Central Perk and greeted everyone with his depressing “hi” we knew something was wrong, but not in a million years would we have guessed that Ross was upset about a sandwich. : Who's there? “The One Where Ross Got High” (Season 6, Episode 9) And you probably won the other half of the trivia nights with this episode. me out. Joey Oh, oh you know what? I can't believe someone ate it! sit with! You weren't taking the class seriously. My sandwich? Thank you so much. Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late. (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica? Yup, someone released a recipe to make Ross’ sandwich from that Thanksgiving episode of Friends, reported Nerdist. Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich! Ross I-I-I'm sorry, I-I-I believe I ate that. Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away. Rachel: Phoebe, come on! opens the door and ushers Cynthia in. There's got to be a better explanation. The Teacher: (entering) Sorry I'm late. Ross Ross: Just a sandwich? Company Credits can't believe someone ate it!! She has been Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! Dr. Ledbetter Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. Ross Ross Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?! everybody think about Jane Eyre? underwear at your place? Okay? Ross : : : I thought this was going to be What is that? Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir. Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away. I can't believe someone ate it! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie! Okay? I promise we'll come up with something. Oh no, no no! Dude, that's my sister! Ahh! Eyre to Robocop. "The … Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller. He bends over Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica. No! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's! Oh no. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane ), [Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]. for his room.) Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Dr. Ledbetter Ross Geller's lunch. Ross ate the only good thing going on in my life! (Chandler silently pleads with Joey to cover for them. Written by Rebecca Firkser on November 21, 2016 “That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life!” Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop. MY SANDWICH? 11. thought that I would give you just a little preview. Phoebe: (taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! Chandler: Well, what did the police say? You'll soon see why Ross is obsessed with Monica's Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Y'know, Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?! Phoebe: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? Filming & Production There may have been a joke, or... limerick of some kind... Ross Dr. Ledbetter I've been wondering if you were going to ask Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. Dr. Ledbetter I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away. | Oh my God! Joey is closing the door I make low-budget adult films. Rachel: So Pheebs, what is the book about? Ross That's my sister! [laughs in confusion]  Continuity mistake: In Central Perk, when Phoebe writes a note for Ross to put on his sandwich so no one eats it, she mentions that she stabbed a cop, and has a green mug in her hand. Because you can also explain it with the truth! Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Ross: (in a stupor) Hey Chandler. You're note, amazing! (Sees Monica.) Monica: Come on! All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm tired of covering for you two! The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question. Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. : What are you, what are you sick? !” (Season 5, Episode 9) We all go through those rough patches in life when nothing seems to go right and one saving grace is all we need. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over interesting insights. (Running out) We 'The One with Russ' (Season 2, Episode 10) Look, if we’re talking about Ross episodes, we’re going to … the gang reads it.). ), Joey: I'm Joey. (Hands him a Polaroid.). (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). (Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Ross: Just a sandwich? You were actually gonna… (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) Ross: Uh-huh. Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Which I think Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!! 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