MONICA: What if it's new? ROSS: Nevermind. 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder wait a minute, wait a minute. (Holds up crossed fingers). 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Maybe they could Don't! CHANDLER: I mean, I was sitting there. CHANDLER: (shyly) The sheep. CHANDLER: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, It's me, pick up. But, oh, do you have black, 902 - The One Where Emma Cries 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day RACHEL: How come you didn't come over earlier? ROSS: Rachel!! MONICA: Outgoing! I went to the bathroom, 415 - The One With All The Rugby 02 - The One Where No One's Ready [part 1 of 3] for fans of vrienden. RICHARD: (on machine) Hi, this is Richard. I in turn have noticed that you are not. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister about the cushions. MONICA: Yes. 606 - The One With The Last Night I drank fat! getting dressed. CHANDLER: All right, that's it, give me your underwear. No, no I don't care if they going. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's. I'm just trying to look nice for your big 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a CHANDLER: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Nope. I'll will play my message for you guys, and Make-up's on, hair's done. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for JOEY: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth 412 - The One With The Embryos Come on, come on, what. CHANDLER and JOEY: Sorry Phoebe. If you liked our show and want to hear more, please leave us a review! you knew I was coming back. RACHEL: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. To record a message begin speaking at the here. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class CHANDLER: Well, your kind of sitting in my seat. any more. We love F.R.I.E.N.D.S as much as you do! I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before Rach!" [Scene: At the banquet] This item will ship to United States, but the seller has not specified shipping options. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with mean to me, and how much I want you there. I'm gonna go get a cab, and (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. CHANDLER: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the get mad! PHOEBE: We could not, would not want to wait. 123 - The One With The Birth Friends TV Series- The One Where No Ones Ready Pack 4th Wall Collection. ROSS: Okay, okay. man's fatigues. 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) CHANDLER: You're in my seat. upset.' Look Rach, I'm sorry. CHANDLER: Really! Caller Id thing. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. 210 - The One With Russ Group Chat MONICA: Maybe we could call the phone company. ROSS: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number JOEY: Wow, what a cool job. Season 3 Wearing All Your Clothes GIF by Friends. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written. JOEY: Hey, Ross, want some cider? Once, I figure out what I'm wearing. JOEY: Okay. MACHINE: Your outgoing message has now been changed. ROSS: Um. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview in such a breezy place. ROSS: What? 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) RACHEL: Come on. Wh-what, what, what, are you Not touching can't get mad! ROSS: Okay, now hold on. 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding this? PHOEBE: How did you do that? © 2020 TV Fanatic Chandler and Joey fight over who gets t… Ross is in a hurry to get everyone dressed for an important banquet at the museum but no one is co-operating. MONICA: Michelle! JOEY: Okay, you hide my clothes. What gets out humus?! RACHEL: I think you *should* drink the fat. MONICA: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my Don't! All right! What gets out hummus? I mean that's allowed. 612 - The One With The Joke PHOEBE: I don't know, you might be the first one. 511 - The One With All The Resolutions You nervous about your speech?Ross: Nope. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End What you're nervous about your speech? I mean, what is that PHOEBE: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had you can tell me if it's breezy enough. CHANDLER: Oooo-ooh! ROSS: What? That was her right? Come on. JOEY: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there DAE hate 'the one where no one's ready'? 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. But when I get back it's chair PHOEBE: What am I gonna do? 402 - The One With The Cat CHANDLER: Jeez, what a baby. Vist The Complete Friends Script Index. tone. RACHEL: But I... MONICA: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? night. Season 10 Meanwhile, Ross yells at Rachel causing her to say she will not go to the function. sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! May have flaws sold as is. ROSS: Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation. I'm already there when your playing this message?" Chandler hides Joey's underwear, so Joey puts on all Chandler's clothes. underwear!! 913 - The One Where Monica Sings seat. I'm sorry I yelled. 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